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John Kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender asks,
"Why the long face?"
Chuck

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Einstein told his colleague about his new Theory of Relativity.
His colleague responded, "I am not so sure about this theory.
Doesn't it depend on one's point of view?"

Vincent Pinegar
Ann Arbor
MI

Question:Why do visitors to Finland from neighboring countries always seem so happy to arrive? Answer: They have just crossed the Finnish line!			Jimmy D. New York NY

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There was a man with a plan, He fell down and broke his hand, The man with the plan shouted "OH DAM" So his plan and his hand broke the dam.

wife say's to husband im having an afair.he ask's will it be catered

Did you just say what I just said or did I just say what you just said if you didn't say what i just said then what did you say if you didn't say what I said?

See that light house out there? It helps prevent shipwrecks. Why would someone build such a light house out there where the wind blows so hard? Won't it fall down?			jonh kent wa

Peter Piper's professor postulated that his protege probably picked a peck of pre-pickled peppers, proceeding to pickle them post-partem.			Chuck Lubbock TX

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